What’s That, Honey? You Want a Diamond Bracelet for Christmas

You know how your wife is always expecting something shiny and new under the tree every year? Yeah, we know, she always says she doesn’t care what you give her - but you should have learned by now that this is just a cover up. If you’ve been with her long enough, then you should know that you had better get your you-know-what to the jewelry store and pick her out something really special gifts Diamond Bracelet for Christmas. Remember last year when she “suggested” not getting each other presents that year? “Oh, let’s just not worry about it this year, honey,” she sweetly said. Yeah, that was a huge mistake on your part! You’ll never fall for that one again.

This year, just don’t even bother asking her what she wants. You already know she wants jewelry. She’s been earring magazines and making comments about other people’s jewelry for weeks now. Plus, you have to make up for last year’s non-present-giving fiasco. It didn’t matter how many times you reminded her about what she said, she just kept crying and saying, “But it’s Christmas! You’re always supposed to get me something on Christmas!” Sheesh. That was a tough day to get through, what with her crying all morning and your mother-in-law glaring at you every time you passed her in the hallway.